“I like my coffee like I like my women,” I said, sidling up to her….
“Full of my own semen,” I suavely finished.
Robert Brockway, Cracked.com, on an alleged date
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Sounds like my high school prom date
“A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds… it makes ice.”
Homer Simpson
He forgot to mention the long, grueling hours of maintenance
“You should treat your aircraft like you treat your woman: get in her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!”
Lord Flashheart, Blackadder
Bad Metaphors 