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Sounds like my high school prom date

06/15/2011 by Karl Smallwood

“A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds… it makes ice.”

Homer Simpson

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TonyT says:

06/27/2011 at 12:03 am

LOL
I have committed this to memory and await the first opportunity to use it, thanks!

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