At least you wouldn’t notice the bad dubbing

“…a zoo of carefully showcased remnants that never get up and walk around their cages; somber, sterile, impersonal, about as pointless as listening to a soundtrack of Bruce Lee action scenes while staring at a blank screen.”

Tony Maxwell, Monkees.net, on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Museum

Going hand-in-hand like rappers and campfires

“A campfire flickers in his widowed eyes.”

Lisa Taddeo, Esquire.com, describing Damon Nash’s disappointment when he and Jay-Z parted ways

That’s like the piss calling the fart stinky

“… A Justin Beiber fan insulting Rebecca Black is like someone gargling a mouthful of skunk piss having a go at the dog for letting one off.”

Charlie Brooker, defending Rebecca Black