“…a zoo of carefully showcased remnants that never get up and walk around their cages; somber, sterile, impersonal, about as pointless as listening to a soundtrack of Bruce Lee action scenes while staring at a blank screen.”
Tony Maxwell, Monkees.net, on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Museum
“A campfire flickers in his widowed eyes.”
Lisa Taddeo, Esquire.com, describing Damon Nash’s disappointment when he and Jay-Z parted ways
“… A Justin Beiber fan insulting Rebecca Black is like someone gargling a mouthful of skunk piss having a go at the dog for letting one off.”
Charlie Brooker, defending Rebecca Black
Bad Metaphors 