Or lukewarm, at best

“Showers are like the kids fromĀ Harry Potter, it takes a really long time for them to get hot.”

James Kineen and Jordan Breeding, Cracked.com

Drowning in plagiarism

“Fighting against it is like slogging through the Swamp of Sadness in The NeverEnding Story: you can head into it as optimistically as you like, but by the end you will be so overwhelmed by the sheer magnitude of unapologetic nastiness and disrespect that, at the very least, a horse somewhere will die from it, probably.”

Soren Bowie, Cracked.com, on plagiarism and copyright infringement on the internet