When the internet needs the Heimlich

“Internet equality is more important than ever, as I learned this weekend when the interwebs tried to swallow me whole. But I’m proud to say that I got lodged in its throat, and it hacked me back up like a hastily chewed chicken wing.”

Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, on #CancelColbert on Twitter

Gerbil turds

“Yes, there was Cracked’s feed and its award-deserving observations, but buried as they were within a hundred other gerbil turds of nonsense, after a couple minutes I simply gave up and scrolled past all the debate spam, looking for my regular gerbil turds of delight.”

Chris Bucholz, Cracked.com, on the overabundance of tweets about the Presidential Debate

In all fairness, it was your kidney’s fault for not getting out of the way

“Ryan Giggs is suing Twitter. That’s like being stabbed and suing the knife.”

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