“They divorced after a lot of trying to squeeze a square peg into a round hole (and not hers).”
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How convenient!
“Her beautiful breasts were tipped with pencil-eraser nipples.”
What if she’s buttonless? Can he work her touchpad?
“He turned her on by pressing her love-button.”
But did he polish it first?
“He stuck his sword in her scabbard.”
Bad Metaphors 