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He should talk to the guy who has “J1mmy Cart3r 4 Eva” tattooed on his forehead

11/15/2012 by Dennis Hong

“Totally disappointed, man. I’m the guy who has egg all over his face, but instead of egg, it’s a big Romney/Ryan tattoo. It’s there for life.”

Eric Hartsburg, who tattooed the Romney campaign’s logo on the side of his head

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The dreaded clock of debt

10/01/2012 by Dennis Hong

“They see the national debt clock staring them in the face. They see a debt crisis, and they just ignore and pretend it didn’t even happen.”

Paul Ryan, comparing Obama to the NFL replacement referees

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