“Look at how even the most ‘regal’ of them all is already dressing like a Vegas hooker with three bottles of dirty tequila on a raunchy Tijuana spring break night.”
Internet commenter, on Kate Middleton’s wedding dress
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I’d hate to see how they approached jigsaw puzzles
“They divorced after a lot of trying to squeeze a square peg into a round hole (and not hers).”
How convenient!
“Her beautiful breasts were tipped with pencil-eraser nipples.”
Bad Metaphors 