Get over yourselves, people!

For those of you who keep emailing us, we KNOW they’re similes.

You’re not being smart. You’re not being helpful. And by pointing out that we have similes on here, you’re not demonstrating that you have a bigger penis than us. In fact, the collective Voltron penis formed by all of our members’ members (even the female ones) will easily pistol-whip your little twig.

See, now THAT’s a metaphor.

Bad Metaphors is not a literary site. It’s supposed to be a place to go for a smile or a laugh. If you can’t handle the fact that we post examples of both metaphors and similes, maybe you’ll have more fun at Wikipedia.


8 thoughts on “Get over yourselves, people!

  1. You had to issue this disclaimer?! Sad stuff. The world is growing yet not with intelligent individuals or ones with a witty sense of humor. Just to cover my ass, here is my disclaimer: anything I say is an opinion, I am entitled to it 🙂 Great job on this site by the way, I look foward to the posts.


  2. First, “forward” is missing the “r” above. Second, Cracker is soooo not PC but much more amusing. 🙂


  3. A simile is a metaphor, but not all metaphors are similes.
    Way to fail, internet.
    Keep up the funnystuff, OP.


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